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half-life 2

The sequal to the award winning game half-life. Half-life spawned 50 "best pc game of the year" awards because of it's ground-breaking and exciting storyline. Half-life 2 will have COMPLETLY updated graphics, and will also use pixal shaders to to max, which means that lighting will be very realistic, and it will also use the "source" engine, which means that the game obeys the laws of mass, friction, gravity, and buoyance.

Half-life 2 will kick ut2004's ass, doom 3's ass, and every other pc games ass known to man.

by Sanius May 29, 2004

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get your life

Grow up ; don't be dumb , basic, childish, etc

Sam:Man I just farted

Bob: dude get your life

by yo54mama October 15, 2013

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Be real with your life

A term used to bring someone back to reality when they are being unrealistic about thier status or accomplishments...

Yo, I just got three girls numbers at the club last night... I'm like Tiger Woods. I could pull Beyonce. C'mon man, be real with your life!

by phrasee January 5, 2010

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Lesbian Bed Life

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

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rocko's modern life

one of the best shows of all time and, like every other great show on Nickelodeon (angry beavers, doug, ahh! real monsters, invader zim, ren and stimpy), it got cancelled cuz Nick turned into a gay-ass, stupid fucking fag channel and has now been taken over by stupid shitdick shows like catscratch, teenage robot, danny phantom, some shit with jamie spears, and some stupid avatar shit

Jon: Rocko's Modern Life is a great show

Bill: No shit!

by JD890 February 7, 2007

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Music is my life

Catchphrase for angsty teenagers who, in reality, do not know jack shit about music and waste away their lives learning Saosin and Blink 182 on their drums. Also love to use the word "technical" to describe any fucking music they listen to when half of it could be played by a 12 year old with a guitar.

D00d music is my LIFE xxx y'all haters gonna say Attack attack sucks Imma FUCK YOU UP fake bitches!

by Sam Scholex January 30, 2010

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New life rule

A community-made rule common in almost all RP servers in the popular standalone mod Garry's Mod

Each time you die you start a new life--all your previous memories are lost.

It is the most important Roleplaying rule of them all, it is what keeps the game at RP level. It would not be fun if a crook kills a cop and that same cop returns over and over again.

Though a lot of admins and players have problems making MingeBags understand and follow this rule.

*Cop knocks down door* "HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY HIDEOUT? NEW LIFE RULE DUDE"

by Glazastik June 6, 2010

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