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An absolute horn bag who lives in the city and thinks their entitled to every woman on the planet.
Yeah that jack guy moved to the city and now he’s an absolute city cat
Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
Damn, shawty hit me and dan with the twin-city tornado last night.
WHAT THE SIGMA.
cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?
Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.
Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.
when one (or multiple) people take part in smoking of the penjimin they go to a place of laughter and nostalgia
wanna take a trip to penjimin city?
When you get a bunch of guys that piss on you, and then shit on you whilst singing karaoke. As the song is about to finish you cum
Me and my friends like to joy city eachother on a Saturday night out.