Cardinal rule

Also known as the Cardinal Rule of Food; mentioned in the 2005 comedy “Waiting.” The Cardinal Rule is: never fuck with the person who is handling your food. Technically it’s illegal in reality because it is food tampering, however, sometimes people who work food service wish to get revenge like this on nasty Karen’s.

(A typical dinner rush at Applebee’s)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)

Cute rule

When a rule is not tough, and considered a joke to ppl

I think people would not follow the rule of wearing uniform at school all week. It's a cute rule!

withur rule 34

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Withur rule 34

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

Downingtown slamming (rules)

Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.

- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.

- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.

- no slamming heads.

- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.

These are the rules.

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