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When someone has no idea what they're talking about and are known unilaterally as a flip-flopper.
Hockey minds don't belong in upper management /s
The Fuck Its. A term describing one's attitude when the will or motivation to work has expired or disappeared.
It's Friday afternoon and I have the F.I.'s. I might as well go home now.
In BDSM terms you can be a versatile if you both dom and sub. Similarily you can also be a switch if you too and bottom.
The combination is a "versatile switch". Or shortened; V/S.
Do you wanna dom or sub? Top or bottom?
Any man I'm a V/S
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Man was thicccc asf, now not anymore.
Damn girl, haven't you been eating? your ass has gone Samarth S.