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A drink made of Passion Fruit yuzu and a slice of Pickel
Let me drink this Alex
Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
He is being an Alex again
Holy shit this guy is an amazing person. Great to talk to and an outrageously good fucker. He's also jacked as FUCK.
Hey there, Alex. You're so fucking sexy
Nukes best friend obviously! And dating Jayci. Lmao
Nuke: “ you are dating Alex, Jayci”
Jayci: “haha imagine being single loser”
Jayci is cool/gen
alex is the best boi ever . he's so sweet and caring. he's also very beautiful and hot. he's the best husband ever even tho he always leaves you on read or liked. he also has a weird obsession with miles kane.
bibi:yeah Alex's not cool
me:WHAT?bro
A dick who has no dick.In other words, heś definitely ugly, but have become way less hot for not giving him what he wants in the milliseconds that he wants it from you.
friend:hey alex how are you
Alex : fuck you bitch