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During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.
Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.
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the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
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A phrase uttered by someone who has defeated an opponent by a huge margin to their opponent.
Similar in contextual meaning to "I ate your lunch" and "I raped you."
"Hey, you barely beat me at MW2."
"Whatever, loser! I ate your cake!"
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When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.
Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed
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The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.
That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.
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It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."
Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.
Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."
Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!
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1. a baked, highly fattening cake made by the Little Debbie company
2. When you hit somebody in the balls with a hockey stick of any kind, but preferably a plastic toy hockey stick for the addition of hilarity.
When Jeff wasn't looking, I snuck up with my plastic stick and gave him a Little Debbie Snack Cake that he won't soon forget.
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