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Guy best friend

A great guy you’ll ever meet
He cares bout you boo
He is there for you 24/7
He’s awesome

He’s funny
He’s coooolio
He’s amazing

He is creative
He’s him self.

Girl1: who’s that kid?
Girl2: he’s my guy best friend.

by Who be you crying January 27, 2019

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Ry Guy Livin' Life

A brand based on the principles of staying happy, being humble, and livin' life. Their mission statement is: Don't worry about the past, don't stress about the future. Just live life now and be happy.

Man: You seem so happy and content with your life; what's your secret?
Guy: I'm Ry Guy Livin' Life! No matter what my circumstances are, I strive to be humble, happy, and live my life. You may not be a stranger to sorrow or hurt, but happiness is something you can push for no matter your situation!
Man: Livin' life huh? It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

by Ry Guy Livin' Life February 22, 2013

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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 14, 2009

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Bill nye the science guy

A comedic scientist that stars on Disney. He explains science to a younger audience of people. While at the same time informing he makes sure not to get boring by telling jokes.

Bill Nye the Science guy talked about friction with jokes.

by Marioandluigiclan March 24, 2015

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the guy that runs that outfit over there

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.

I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021

by $lapaho March 10, 2021


I-Mosh Fat Guy

An I-Mosh Fat Guy is that 1 very large dude you find in a mosh pit at a rock/metal/punk concert. It's always that 1 guy that pushes you. You aren't necessarily afraid of him but you hate having to deal with him.

Hey dude, why do you have that black eye?

Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.

by xxguitarxmetalxx666 March 6, 2010


The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021