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Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
someone who loves getting cum splatted on them, has anger issues, and has no life.
most are mentally reduced, some are just fucking fat and has no taste in games.
look at that Splatoon 1 fan, i bet his mom has to roll him out of bed because hes a fucking weeb and is built like a male cum slut.
Means you get hella bitches and are an absolute stud
He likes throwing up 2 in the pink 1 in the stink
Basically used in simple future tense. Can be described as offering sympathy or empathy for someone who’s made mistake towards you or someone you know in which affects your relationship with them. Casts a thought of forgiveness and shows they too deserve it.
“Give the man another chance, he’s sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”
Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.
Don't be a 5 & 1/4, you said you would help fix my computer, don't be a dick.
2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).
That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.
(Noun) A basic white girl's favorite shoes.
Basic White Girl: "I love my dirty Air Force 1's."