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A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.
Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.
What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny
Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty
When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)
A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
A name describing someone who is easy to bully and tease. The term peach bum refers to the fact that peaches bruise easily, just like the ego (and bum) of the person being teased.
Testa: How am I a peach bum?
Kerra: You're very easy to tease.
Testa: That would be funny if that was true.
To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.
Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.