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An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
Continental-Plan tomorrow
I hope there's one Manana Banana left, this Resort sucks eh.
A Banana on a stick or between Hotdog Buns, that has been grilled or boiled.
‘Can I have a bite of that Banana Dog?’
A Banana Swamp is when you have a banana split drenched in topping / syrups and semen
"As our yellow fruit fetishes grew stronger, we decided a "Banana Swamp" should do the trick".
when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
A banana split made in a butt crack
I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat