ben foss

His fist bumps are more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick which causes you to be the epitome of awesomeness. His Datsun looks like a bad car but can go 17000 kilometers an hour and fly. He is a sexual beast and cannot be tamed, his body is ready 100% of the time. You will not expect it but you will know when he is there. If you ever meet or talk to him it will be the best moment of your life.

Holy shit that Ben Foss is the best thing thats ever happened to me.

ben cookney

The sexy lad out there

Omg he's so hot must be ben cookney

ben sanchez

the best guy in the universe. he is so sweet and utter perfection in every way. he deserves his own galaxy.

I am dating ben sanchez

Ben Müeller

A guy who thinks he is so amazing and thinks he’s gonna give blumpkins for life. He is also a total swagfag.

Kyle:Man you suck!
Mikey: Well your a Ben Müeller!

ben glovin

A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op

Ben glovin is a pussy

Ben One

some damn fine boi that no cunts wanna mess with.

Jacqui: omg is that Ben One over there!? hes so hott.
Some random: Yeah, it is. But dont stare, he might fuck you up.

Ben Shewmaker

A very hot and sexy man who pulls hella bitches

Girl: omg Ben Shewmaker is so hot and sexy