optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.

Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner