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A male friend with skills in martial arts
My friend Bill is a real hoot. He drinks, dances, and when things get dicey, he can handle himself too. He's a tai kwon bro.
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The opposite of man up. This term applies to those falling short of first place or just failing in general.
John had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort.
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A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.
You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
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A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
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When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
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a step bro! is an overused title and role in p*rn videos YOU FUCKING GG G G G G RETARD STOP MAKING THTA T SDHIT ATS OVERUSED E UITSTSAJTIAPSFJJOASNO ITS ALREADY BEEN SEEN STUFUUUUUUUU PLSS STOPPPPPP
retard: Hey ima be a step bro! now say the sentence
human being: STFU RETARD ITS OVERUSED U GOIN NOWHERE
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pay attention to your youngin and your women!
Bro you in trouble and I don't need the hater aid you help create! Much older and wiser than the crap you like to get caught up in to start a fight. If you keep it up I'm tellin ya IT peeps are letting me in on the lot of the issue.
Not bluffing either.
You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!
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