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A man of decent height. Probably enjoys playing music and smoking lots of weed. Most likely colorblind or handicapped. Also probably doesn’t know who his real dad is. Most likely it’s his cousin?
Daniel is super sweet and annoying (sometimes). Makes the most dumbest dad jokes which are sometimes funny (ONLY SOMETIMES)! He’s really funny (sometimes). Daniels are also super nerdy. They’re too smart I don’t get it. Obsessed with books and trees. (AKA little nerd) The dorkiest kind of people you will ever meet. Hates Taylor swift (so weird of them 🙄) Run far FAR away if you see a Daniel.
Person 1: “That guy over there looks like a dork.”
Person 2: “Must be Daniel.”
He is a selfish pig who cheated on his soulmate to sleep with her best friend.
Your life is everything, you serve all purpose. You should treat yourself NOW! and give yourself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble cause you know what I’m here for, to worship you. Love yourself! and I mean that with a 100% with a 1000% ❤️
Some guy: Yo have you heard about Daniel?
Other guy: Yeah his life is everything, he serves all purpose. He should treat yourself NOW! and give himself a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that’s covered up so he can breathe in this blue trapped bubble cause you know what I’m here for, to worship him. He should love himself! and I mean that with a 100% with a 1000% ❤️
cock down to his knees, thick af, has 7 and a half girlfriends, got touched by the mighty father murray, irish with massive balls
why is there 7 girls around that boy? He’s definitely a Daniel
Kids who waffle about tectonic plates thinking people care
Daniel is a guy that doesn’t go home and does not shower. He smells really bad.
Man he smells so bad. He must be a Daniel.