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I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.
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To take a fish head stuffed with potatoes and herbs and put it in a girls vagina, then eat the potatoes/fish head while it's in the vagina.
Guy1: Yo! did you get any skin last night from that chick.
Guy2: Well she didn't give me anything, but I gave her an Acadian Fish Dinner.
Guy1: Aww that's skanky
Guy2: Wasn't that bad, I was hungry. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.
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When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!
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What someone says about a girl they don't like.
(Guy): She looks like fish! Hahaha!!
*#POP#*
(Me): Say my girl look like a fish again...and I'll give you gill's.
"Never ever....call my girl a name...cause I'll make you look like a fish"
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fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.
<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"
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Pussy, Vagina.
More specifically, Vaginas provided by sex workers.
"Mane, Lil mama sells $40 fish platters on Snapchat"
Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.
Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.