v. Probably a convenient way to talk your way out of doing something important like oh, I dunno... saving Earthrealm through participation in the Mortal Kombat tournaments?
Raiden: I must speak with the elder gods! (*lightning!*)
Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.
I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.
The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.
Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.
What ya just wanna say when you see Luigi's answer on the "What are the Mario bros opinions on..." meme.
Guy:*sees Luigi's answer on what are the Mario bros opinions on cheating*God dammit Luigi!
David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)
"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"
Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG
I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices