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When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
A feeling you get when you encounter something so incredibly idiotic you can almost feel the stupidity radiating off of it, making you feel dumb.
I just watched a JayStation video and I got 2nd hand stupidity.
While performing a blowjob, the person, without using their hands, uses their tongue to make waves on the lower (sensitive) side of the penis (s. dick), keeping the penis in their mouth for the entire time until the collected saliva, pre-cum loaded waves come out of their mouth.
Unlike many other blowjob types this type of blowjob is suitable for ANY size of dick, but preferably which would roughly fit in the mouth.
It is a highly skilled type of blowjob which requires a mastery on tongue muscles as well as gag reflex time. The wave movement also helps to direct the flow of pre-cum/ cum.
Emily got cut on her hands while cutting vegetables yesterday, so she decided to treat me with the No hands wave blowjob. It was good change for my little dick.
Riya gave me the No hands wave blowjob yesterday, as she had freshly applied mehndi on her hands.
Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.
She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.
Making the 🤙🏾 🤙🏾 hand sign means you’re down, you agree, or you are chill. Can be used in many different scenarios even bad ones. If the situation is not as chill you just use one 🤙🏾. If the situation is more chill then you use both and wave twist back and forth faster.
I thought Johnny wasn’t chill until he did the flip hand sign 🤙🏾 he seems pretty cool now.
A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.
“Aye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”
“Hell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”
You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.
Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.