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When someone has red led lights that means that they are in a sexual mood
“ I walked in and saw the red led lights on. I insta rly knew what that meant”
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The shortened version of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. This is the second game in the Red Alert universe, taking place years after the first conflict with the Axis and Allies. New technology has since been invented, thus making both sides far more formitable than before.
Abbreviation: RA2
Man, those Chrono Miner trucks are the coolest unit in Red Alert 2!
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Red-Haired Shanks is a character from the popular and ongoing manga series and anime, One Piece. He plays a significant role in the life of the protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, as he is what fuels Luffy's dream of becoming the Pirate King.
This man is the coolest character to ever grace the One Piece universe, and I need to see more of him.
Person #1: Bruh, I adore Aokiji. Coolest guy ever.
Person #2: Are you kidding? Have you even READ/WATCHED One Piece? Red-Haired Shanks world domination, my dude.
Person #1: Dude, Aokiji can literally turn to ice. He's made of ice. He can make ice. He is the physical manifestation of "cool".
Person #2: bruh
What is left of a human after an encounter with an extremely powerful destructive force (a doomsday device, the RYNO gun, the wrathful glare of a woman scorned).
You should've seen Marsha's face when she caught Bobby with her sister. If looks could kill, Bobby and the sister would both be fine red mist.
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Performing oral sex on a girl when she is on her period, and she urinates into your mouth at the same time.
Callie : "Has Miguel earned his golden red wings yet?"
Shawna : "Not yet. I keep having asparagus for dinner."
the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
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An awesome video games series developed by Rockstar as you play as Arthur Morgan, John Marston, and Jack Marston. which they all are outlaws. Features include robbing stores, dead eye in case you have multiple enemies shooting at you enabling slow motion. RDR2 takes place in 1899 - 1907 and RDR1 takes place in 1911 - 1914.
“Hey dude, wanna go play some Red Dead Redemption?”
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