when ur aesthetic is just weird af
Hey bro what’s ur aesthetic?
“ black milk aesthetic”
Your done, Your done.
When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time
Sweet high quality breast milk.
Bro have you tried Kelly's Cambodian Milk.
When someone posts a popular meme, people will repost it a lot for views and likes.
Wow! This meme looks so cool! I'm gonna repost it so I can get views and likes like it did!
"meme milking"
When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.
Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
Any guy who has slept with the same girl you have also banged, is your milk brother.
-Is Juan banging Susana?
-Yeah. Didn't she use to date Pedro?
-That's right. They're milk bros now.
To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.
You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !