For players who play the game osu regular
Hi i saw you were playing osu earlier, Ben is a chode
His fist bumps are more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick which causes you to be the epitome of awesomeness. His Datsun looks like a bad car but can go 17000 kilometers an hour and fly. He is a sexual beast and cannot be tamed, his body is ready 100% of the time. You will not expect it but you will know when he is there. If you ever meet or talk to him it will be the best moment of your life.
Holy shit that Ben Foss is the best thing thats ever happened to me.
A boy who has a lot of knowledge about the underage girls and boys and loves to go to bed at 7pm so he can get up sharply for 5am, he still watches wwe at the age of 15 in 2021 and just loves a good Tammy Abraham
Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”