When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services
My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(
It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)
Examples:
It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.
Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang
A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.
Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.
When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics
The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned