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The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.
Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.
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When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.
bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!
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female version of red cum dragon
i was being an asshole the other night...so my girlfriend broke my nose and then made me eat her out. it looks like she was on her period, there was so much blood flooding out of my nose.
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When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.
Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!
Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
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When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
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The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
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After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.
My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.
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