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when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt
kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb
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1. A fictitious band from the Scott Pilgrim series of graphic novels. It consists of the character Stephen Stills doing the vocals and playing lead guitar, the main protagonist of the series Scott Pilgrim playing the bass guitar, and character Kim Pine playing the drums. The name is a reference to both the Bomb-omb, an enemy from the Super Mario series of video games, and either the Flipper song "Sex Bomb" or Tom Jones' song of the same name. In the film "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", Sex Bomb-omb's music is provided by "Beck".
"We are Sex Bomb-omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff." - Scott Pilgrim, "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (film).
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portugese drag racers who's cars coninuously explode drivetrain components due to shitty driving, and never take any good advice on how to avoid this.
Hey, Didnt Helder from the Portugese bomb squad just yak his motor for the third time?
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A disgusting summer time sex move that requires someone to shit into a bunch of condoms and paperclip them shut a few hours before having sex, and then let them bake out on the blacktop in the hot summer sun so they have the consistency of nuclear waste. Then, right before you have sex, you need to run outside and grab the condom "bombs" and put them into a shoebox and bring them to the bedroom you are using for sex. Then, right before you bust a nut, you have to make sounds like a B-52 bomber and drop the shitty latex bombshells all over the girl you are fucking. As they fall, be sure to make sound effects like bombs hitting the ground and make sure you hit every shot because you dont want to waste any poop that you took hours to prepare. Be sure to roll around in it afterwards, making sure you have the girl locked in the alligator fuckhouse position and while youre doing that pretend that youre dying from the fake atom bombs and vibrate your body unnecessarily, hopefully you will tear the womans vagina.
Example 1:
John: PSshheeeewwww BOOM! PSShheewwwwww BOOM!
Tina: God fucking damnit john what are you doing
John: BOOM! RUN TINA ATOM BOMBS
Tina: no you fuck thats a condom with shit in it that is paperclipped shut!
John: quick lets go to the bomb shelter!
Tina: what bomb shelter!? i cant even move youre performing and alligator fuckhouse and i am covered in steaming shit and condoms!
John: ahh i am dying from the radiation!!
Tina: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING SO MUCH THE POOP IS ALL OVER!
John: wow that was a great Atom Bomb Assault im glad i spent all my money on that big box of condoms and filled them with poop and threw them at you.
Example 2:
Old Lady 1: What are those condom shits in the street?
Old Lady 2: oh its just the neighbor John preparing his shits for an Atom Bomb Assault tonight.
Old Lady 1: Oh i remember the days when i used to do that
Old Lady 2: Yeah right when Carl got back from Japan, he showed me how he bombed Hiroshima by doing it to me. I was so proud of him.
Old Lady 1: Ahh to be young and covered in shit
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the greatest substance known to man
"Bomb ass pussy
Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it
Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass pussy
Ma I know you got that bomb bomb pussy" --- Snoop Dogg, Holidae Inn
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A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.
Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie
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half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.
drop into a cup of champagne.
Only drunk on NYE
Would you like a flute of champagne?
No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.
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