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When two men wack out their jibbajabbas, and battle to the death.
\\\"Hey Ryan, wanna play.. BATTLE FISH?\\\"
\\\"Sure, my cock\\\'ll destroy you.\\\"
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To take a fish head stuffed with potatoes and herbs and put it in a girls vagina, then eat the potatoes/fish head while it's in the vagina.
Guy1: Yo! did you get any skin last night from that chick.
Guy2: Well she didn't give me anything, but I gave her an Acadian Fish Dinner.
Guy1: Aww that's skanky
Guy2: Wasn't that bad, I was hungry. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.
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When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!
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What someone says about a girl they don't like.
(Guy): She looks like fish! Hahaha!!
*#POP#*
(Me): Say my girl look like a fish again...and I'll give you gill's.
"Never ever....call my girl a name...cause I'll make you look like a fish"
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fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.
<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"
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Manchester NH’s own sex move.
You jump on the bed from the floor and fuck but you can’t use your arms.
The amoskeag fish ladder.
My back is killing me. Tanya and I did the amoskeag fish ladder last night.
A family friendly play on the word dumbass bitch
Person1: Don’t say dumbass bitch in my video.
Person2: what about dum bass fish, I’m technically not saying a curse word.
Person1: uh, sure that will work you dum bass fish!