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I met this new chick last night. She’s pretty, but dumber than a sack of wet mice.
Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*
Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting
Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!
Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.
I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.