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The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”
A type of theater production in high school where the actors aren’t allowed to go to the bathroom or enter the lobby while they aren’t performing. Stage crew has to get snacks and fill up water bottles for them so they don’t die during the show.
Anonymous theater kid: Finally I can go to the lobby after that dehydrating no piss or snack!
when you and a female engage in sexual intercourse and they are so ran through that when you go to relieve yourself in the bathroom it feels as you may be “pissing magma”
if you and “her” have sex you’ll for sure be pissing magma the next day.
when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick
A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat