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What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.
Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.
A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.
A word that is just another word for pussy.
Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina
"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"
a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.
Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket
Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.
A pocket sewn in the front of pants for huge dongs.
"Look how huge his Cock Pocket is!"
A hill made of kitten.
Etymology:
Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)
Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.