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When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.
Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.
When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock
Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock
the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.
i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.
1. An act of vigorous sodomy.
2. A violent spat of diarrhea.
'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.
Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.
Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."
His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.
Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes