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Killer poop sprinkler*
*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*
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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)
When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.
Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.
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When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock
Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock
the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.
i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.
1. An act of vigorous sodomy.
2. A violent spat of diarrhea.
'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.
Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.
Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."
His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
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The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
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