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On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)
"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"
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Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
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On October 16 it will be national grab/squeeze thigh day go up to your best friend,girlfriend, boyfriend, or hell even your sister and grab and squeeze there thighs
Oh shit Hayden its national grab thigh day
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On April 30th, worldwide every one has to full send whatever they do all the way.
It’s National Que Bola Day did you full send it at the party?
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Every November 5th you get to kick anybody named Samy!
Samy: oh no! today is november 5th!! its national kick a samy day!
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National Aaden Huddy Day Is November 28th This Was The Day Aaden Huddy Was Elected
“I can’t wait for National Aaden huddy Day”
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Get ready to forget the condom and forget pull out because September 29 is national give a creampie day
Last night was national give a creampie day so I came 3 seconds in without a warning
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