When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!
"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"
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The most vile thing you will ever see on the Interwebs.
I almost threw up on my keyboard when I saw 2 girls 1 cup.
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2 girls are making out with eachother. they stop at one point and one takes a huge shit into a cup. they then begin to lick the poop like it's an ice cream cone. one of the girls gags herself and vomits onto the poopsicle, then they keep licking it. soon enough they are taking turns vomiting into eachother's mouths while both covered in shit and vomit.
sally: you should watch 2 girls one cup!
suzie: ok! *watches it*
suzie: *commits suicide*
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when you go to sleep at 12, sleep for 12 hours, and wake up at 12...which can be written as 121212, which is two 666 or the number of the beast
Civ1: Dude...I was 2 x beasting it last night.
Civ2: Nice!
Civ3: Who are you guys?
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A penis... OR womens hair coloring stuff.
Lady one: "You know i like the 2 tone"
Lady two: "I really like the 2 tone."
Lady one: "Think i should get a new one while i still can?"
Lady two: "You and me both. We'll go downtown."
(Real life conversation between older women. Ewwww)
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Book Of Slang Part-2
A large category of slang words,
nut, da bomb, coolin' it, Jack boyz, marks, bustas, In da Game, Bust a move, keep it trill, fock 'em, off da hook, skrrt, fresh cut, C.R.E.A.M, Represent, hot gril, Ball boi, oh-oh, ballout, Pistol totin, zip, pimpin’, OG, kandy, finesse, screwed & chopped, Finesser, Bopper, Woozzed-Out, bopping, dem, spinners, mood, vibe, bop, Suwitchboy, gold digger, DTB, G, gangsta, Ratchet, Bent, fly, Hood, Tight, Marinate, chill, chillax, dazzling, Gem, Bezel, Bezeled out, Precious jewel, gap, sleazy, Knobber, slob it, dirty whore, street whore, nasty whore, dirty face, she slobbed, freaky hoe, racks, Crunk, pop’sumthan, poppin, lean, Cad, Caddy, Lac, Benz, Benzo, ghost, Beamer, Henny, Ghostride, Woo, Juggalo, jugalette, Diss, Mo' Fo', Hen, Scrilla, Wifey, kicks, Flossin, glossin’, Trap house, Bizzle, Fizzle, Hizzle, Rizzle, Nizzle, Fo'shizzle, Shiznit, Skizzle,Tizzle, Wizzle, Bando, Hol’ up, mayne Hol’ up, Boss Playa, Dope game, hustla, Act, Drank; Lean; Purple; Purple Drank; Sizurup; Sizzurp; Syrup, Pressure, bling-bling, grillz, streetwear, Bullet Chain, Large medallions, cuban link, Clout, Wave, plug, drippin’, Laced,pop’sumthlean, Cad, Caddy, Lac, Benz, Benzo, CRIP> Slobs, BlOOD> crabs, Beamer, Henny, Ghostride, dripped, Drip, bags, swag, bands, Trap, cap, cappa, slugfest,
BY: MillYentei D.Y
Person: I love this Book Of Slang Part-2
A game where everyone is shit at driving and when someone crashes into someone they blame the other person and say:REC,enjoy ban.Also don't go to Duisburg.
JEFF:Hey how can i download euro truck simulator 2 o
nline? Boiko:Uhmmm just go google.