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when you fingerbang a girl and you put two fingers in the pussy and one finger in the asshole.
that bitch could not move after i used the 3 prong paralyzer on her ass.
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You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.
zoom calls at 3 am are the best!
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On these two weeks you hug your boy best friend every day, just a little something!:)
Fuck yea I’m so ready for May 20-June 3, this is gonna be lit
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jerking off on your girls chest then licking it up and hooking up with her
My friend justin jerked it on jillybabes jts <3 tits and licked it up and hooked up wit he with his load in both mouths.
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Someone who is overprotective with her friends, dont make serious jokes cause they might take them seriously.
The boys: *sees someone get r1p3d* k and what am i supposed to do about it?
l.1.f.3._ : keep they same energy when it happens to you ❤️
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E8-3 ART TEACHER
first of all we are the bosses of the class but who are we?
aloosh, moonera , hussain bandr 3bas , ba6 thom so on we are the most popular girls and the prettiest richest horniest stalkiness
WE ALL HAVE FATASSES AND BEBOLES AND WE LOVE BEING BEOBLES
we hate all the teachers especially the art teacher
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The art teacher has fake eyebrows and she try her best to look pretty but she's not she act to be kind but tbh all the grade 5 kids are afraid from her face she look like a skull emoji she always arched back to show her fat ass amd her assline however she smell like a dirty ass her husband married her jus because her fat ass otherwise after he fucked her up and then he divorced her she loves the security man . her makeup is so cakey like bitch uk u are ugly who would ever date you rat ass she her asshole is so streched because her shits always stuck in her asshole and never get out unless if she pull it out .
she went to dentist to whiter her black yellow gross teeth she put lenses on her eyes which doesn't suit her she have no hair she's bold she just got ass hair and she never shave them..
STAY TUNED FOR THE OTHERS TEACHERS E8-3 ART TEACHER
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A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.
- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?
- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!
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