When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.
Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!
Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.
This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.
Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.
A man with a huge forehead and an orange beard.
Ass Orangbeard stole my high school diploma.
The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.
Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.
It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.
Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.