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A serious and deadly psychological disorder. When an unfortunate person is inflicted with "puppy love", their brain will quickly deteriorate. With what brain cells they have left, they focus on a particular person, whether it be a boyfriend/girlfriend or just a crush, and forget about anyone else. It is a leading cause of broken friendships and heartbreak.
"Puppy love" can be easily spotted. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Total and complete obsession with the object of this "puppy love"
-Sudden disinterest in friends, family, and hobbies
-When the inflicted uses words such as "it's love!" and "going to get married" and "live happily ever after"
-Relationships that move through the different levels at an alarmingly fast rate
"Puppy love", having been completely ignored by psychologists around the globe, has reached the state of an epidemic. No one is safe from it, and once a person has been contaminated, there is no hope. The only thing that can be done is to sit down and wait for it to take it's course. Very few survivors of this disorder are ever the way they used to be.
Your best friend: ____ asked me out! 8D
You: Awh! That's great! :)
<two days later>
Your best friend: ___ said I'm the most beautiful girl in teh world! And that he loves me! And that one day he's going to marry me! Isn't that amazing? 8D
You: Uh....yeah. Sure. o_O
You: *walk away from your friend who is suffering form a terrible case of puppy love*
So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy
Girl:hey...
Dood: *LOL*
or
Girl:Hey...
Dood:wah..?
Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?
The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.
My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.
cum, sperm, man juice, i could go on
Man this girl really loved my love nectar so she sucked me dry
It's a bullet from a fucking gun!
"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
A mans penis when fully erect.
Also known as a Rusty Love Stick for Red Heads
Stevey P: Eat my Rusty Love Stick
Holly: Oh yeah thats rusty.. Gobble Gobble
oral sex given to a man -> blowjob
So what are you into today? A little lollipop love?