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Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?
"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"
When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex
Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
I was watching Jesus Cumming
Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).
She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.
XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle
Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎