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One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
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What you yell to the lawn guys who are laying down sod ( usually a mexican )
(drives by in car )
"Green side up, boys, green side up"
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1. A precursor to "Who gives a shit?" Found in the movie "Happy Gilmore."
"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?"--Happy Gilmore
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when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.
Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
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Green Run High School is located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. If you're expecting excitement from fights and various gang activity then you'll be sorely disappointed. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS HERE EVER. 98% of the population are potheads, the other 2% being myself and some rehabilitated people. We're the semi finals for Renaissance Academy and everyone is either pregnant or on crutches. Sorry, adventure seekers. The Gang Run era is over. But we're real - not superficial at all. That's why a lot of us are such assholes because we don't give a shit about your opinion and when it comes to facing up to those fucking rich kids at FC or Cox or Princess Anne we can actually come together as a huge force and cooperate. Unlike some other schools... *COUGH* cox *COUGH*.
Guy 1: GREEN RUN HIGH SCHOOL, RIDE TOGETHER, DIE TOGETHER.
Guy 2: YEAH
(after huge mosh fight is over)
Guy 1: Alright, man, fuck you
Guy 2: Fuck you too, later
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A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner
Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)
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