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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024


Bum beater

But beater is an expression that describes someone who has a very active anal sex life

They may enjoy anal more than typical penitration

Marcus was going up my arse all night he is such a bum beater

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022


Beaufort bum

Dylan Landry

Aye bo look, its a Beaufort bum.

by Bigcock.com November 2, 2020


Bum whore

Fat, ugly, bitch that has nothing better to do with her life.

Julia: “hey bum whore
Lilly: “you bitch
Julia: “stfu you blonde headed bimbo

by Bum whore November 13, 2020


trump bum

someone with a large bum/arse

she has a trump bum

by Charvs June 28, 2023


Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplikin qualifies.

The weight of the massive Trump Bum sunk the Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022


Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!

The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022