Pennsylvania Meat Grinder

When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.

Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.

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Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

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double meat taco

When going down on a girl, and you proceed to throw up on her coochie. It is the male version of the chunky waterfall. See antonym: chunky waterfall.

"Hey my girls vag smells so bad, when I went on down her I ended up giving her a Double Meat Taco!"

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Hittin that ass with the meat

1. To get some, in any sense of the word.

2. A lyric in Ghetto Boy's "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

3. Literaly hitting a woman's ass with your dick before, during, or after sex.

Ben: Yo Lono, what you on this weekend?
Lono: Ah, little party, little drinkin. Gonna meet up with that one girl.
Ben: You gonna be hittin that ass with the meat?
Lono: You know how I do.

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Put The Meat In the Fridge

A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.

Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.

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Hungarian meat whistle

Another word used to describe an uncircumcised penis.

"Yo, check out that dudes Hungarian meat whistle!"

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meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.

"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."

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