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A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!
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General all around goodness/perfection.
Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"
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When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.
"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker
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the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
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The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.
When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.
Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.
Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?
Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.
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Puttin your meat on the table, spread icyhot on your knuckles and you pound it into the table
I was doing the fiery fist o' pain last night, it got warmer in there real quick
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Means eat out my vagina.
Fun to use, especially in school.
Abbv. for "Eat out my vagina"
If I S your D, I need you to E O my V.
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