lick it before you stick it

Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her

lick it before you stick it :P

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Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

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brick dick ona stick

way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees

"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

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Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

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stick a chick without the plastic

1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken

"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."

Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.