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An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.
“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”
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When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
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the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.
it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.
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A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
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This meme was created by a user on YouTube turning the word "Simp" into an acronym. The meme has been paired with a type of Minecraft MLG (mostly water bucket / hay bale) or Bedwars clutch / trick while playing the instrumental version of the song "Mask Off" by Future.
"I'm a simp, a Super Intense Minecraft Player! *fireball clutches*"
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Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol
Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah
Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
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