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An event where two or more born-again Christians (or others of similar spiritual persuasion) engage in a heated argument which either centers around, or relies heavily on, Scripture as a source of authority. Such an argument is distinguished by poor speaking and debate skills.
Since both parties believe they are right, neither will persuade the other, but the result is either quite entertaining or dangerous for bystanders.
(The following is excerpted from an online argument between one of my friends, and some of his other associates. The subject of the original post is irrelevant, because, as with most Super Smash Bible Brawls, the parties involved ended up straying far from the topic.)
First commenter: We are to obey the laws, no discrepancy. Render to Caesar what is Caesars and Romans 13 are what you need to read. The wonderful Levitical passage you cited is for a Theocratic society. I would love to live in a kingdom ruled by God and I will one day, but this earth is not the place for that right now. The Levitical punishment forhomosexuality goes far beyond what the New Testament teaches. Jeremiah taught that one day we will have a New Covenant, where the law will be on our hearts and not need the Old Covenant. That is what the death of Jesus brought us. We are no longer under the law but grace. This grace that Jesus offers is no respecter of race, culture or gender. It is the greatest freedom producing spirit the world has ever known. Sin kills freedom. The legitemacy of homosexual unions has always been the death knell of great countries. Read Romans 1, it describes our arrogance and situation perfectly.
Second commenter: I love the Bible, I love Jesus, so much so that I read on to Romans 2 and found this following.
(Quoted bible verse)
Its not saying keep your opinions to yourself, but work towards your own salvation seems to be the gist of what paul is saying here.
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An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.
“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”
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the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.
it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.
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A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
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This meme was created by a user on YouTube turning the word "Simp" into an acronym. The meme has been paired with a type of Minecraft MLG (mostly water bucket / hay bale) or Bedwars clutch / trick while playing the instrumental version of the song "Mask Off" by Future.
"I'm a simp, a Super Intense Minecraft Player! *fireball clutches*"
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Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol
Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah
Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
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