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someone with two or more of these traits:
death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.
"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"
When instant messaging on a particularly racy or controversial subject and you begin typing a response, only to realise the other person is also typing a response, so you stop, as does the other, to read what they say first. Then the game of IM chicken begins waiting to see who sends first.
I was IM'ing with my ex, discussing whether we should get back together. Neither of us would say it though, and a few long bouts of IM Chicken began.
Chicken dash is when you run around your childhood friend with your dick out singing the Star Spangled Banner, and is considered an ancient ritual in Slovakia.
You: Dude I heard Jory singing singjng the national anthem last night.
Turtlefuck: He was probably blessing his childhood friend with a chicken dash.
When men (must be men) stick their chicken into a women’s boob creating a chicken breast and then continuing to vigorously licking it until it cooks into breaded cooked chicken breast!
“Honey!? Wanna make some chicken for dinner using the chicken licker method”
A cross breed between an idiotic person and someone who absolutely cannot do anything right at all. Bad luck follows them wherever they go. Whatever they touch turns to mush. Bring them along and the night will end in sadness. Guaranteed.
There's a party going on and everyone is having the best time ever. All of a sudden this one dude comes in and the cops bust up the party almost immediately.
Person 1: Who invited the Chicken McNubblet?
Person 2: I dunno dude, he always shows up and ruins everything!
A sticky, long legged, feening stalk that pollutes da area.
Othernames semen demon, trash bag
you bin chicken me out? share some around you semen demon.
Look its Sticky she's been bin diving again...
A known individual who draws similarities to that of Moe Howard, the well known actor and comedian who starred as one of the three stooges. This individual is also distinguished by their fatal attraction to chickens, and or any known species of bird. A Chicken Moe preys upon chickens and either forces or courts them into engaging in various sexual acts in order to satisfy it's lust. There has only been one reported sighting of a Chicken Moe located in the rural area of Agency, MO. spanning from the estimated years of 1990 to 1997.
"Oh my word! Agathas been raped by a Chicken Moe!"
"Look at how that chicken Moes' got snowball in the doggystle position"
"Honey, I'm taking Yeller out with me to do some hunting. Neighbors been complainin' bout a bunch'a rapins out there on the Winchester's Farm. They're thinking it might be a Chicken Moe"
Wife: "Honey!!.... look!!!"
Husband: "What is that?"
Wife: "I think it's semen!"
Husband: "Chicken Moe!!!!!!" *whilst shaking fist to the sky"