A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
Tommy has a fat boner snorkel!
Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you
Male: * starts getting word boner*
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you
Male: * starts getting word boner*
1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey
Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.