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When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.
Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.
'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'
Gay anal sex after spicy food
guy 1-I had a bum blitz last night
guy 2- I don't need to know that
A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.
The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”
Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.
“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”
The most devastating insult that can escape ones lips, usually used to humiliate the opponent to the point were they fucking commit die.
Person 1: "ur mum gay lol"
Person 2: "your a poopie bum bum head"
Person 1: *puts .44 magnum up to head* "my time has come"
Person 2: "aww man now I got brains all over my shirt"