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The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.
Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy
A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.
"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"
a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee
Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall
An all around amazing, beautiful and kind hearted person. If you find her tell her I still love her…. She’s a fucking god in bed!
It’s Lauren Elizabeth johns
John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!
Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.
Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!
Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!
A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice