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When a dominant woman shoves a banana in her boyfriend's butt, pours milk all over him, and then demands him to twerk.
Girl 1: My boyfriend finally let me try the Banana Pegshake on him!
Girl 2: Aw no fair. Mine won't let me get anywhere near his ass.
A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.
When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.
*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*
Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls
GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT
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＼＼ Λ＿Λ
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> ⌒ヽ
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ﾚ ノ ヽつ
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When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
Be very secretive
(A banana is a very secretive fruit it never speaks or reveal its secrets )
Don't be a banana.
A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.