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An Insult To Wealthy,Rich,& Upper Class Teenagers Everywhere.
Basically this show Is about Rich Snob Bitches Who Are Either Nobodies , Ugly , Unpopular People , Who Have Rich Parents And Want To Impress Everyone By Having A Party And Inviting Their 'Closest Friends ' AKA The School That's Only there because Of the providence of booze . Or With The 1 in a million chance that they are actually popular. Most Of All of them are major sluts who think that everyone wants to be them and thinks that Everyone Loves And adores them . To Quote Percilla Wannabe Popular Cool Nerdy Brace Face Horrible Dancer With Her Only Friend This Awkward Gay dude Casteroff ' You Wish You Had This! ' Uhh, no honey , we want you , with the rest of your bitchy teens to GO . AWAY . Your INSULTING Wealthy teenagers ! Now , Ever since that horrible show picked up speed , Everyone HATES me. Literally , There Hasn't been a Day When I can't go to school without someone saying 'Are You Really That Bitchy ? ' and ' Hey! Happy Early Birthday! So Whens The Party? I'll bring Booze ! ' At least I have real friends, A great life , and Don't Beg , Bribe and Plead for Mtv , then hire people , desperate for friends to go to my parties . I hate you all . This Show Must BE INSERTED WITH BALLS , HAVE THEM CHOPPED OFF ,THEN BRING BACK JEFFRY DAHUMER AND HAVE IT KILLED , slowly and painfully . {NO I'm not Emo -.- }
One Month After The Show Became A 'Hit. '
Text Conversation .
- Me ; Hey 'Ava' ;D.
- 'Ava' ; Hey Scarlet ;/. Sorry , I don't talk to rich bitches anymore . Cya . -.-
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At School ; Calculus Class.
Teacher ; ' Hey Scarlet . I Really Hope This Semester You Won't be really bratty . '
Me ; ' What? '
Teacher ; Oh Don't Give Me That . I know horrible and stuck up you Rich Girls Are.
Me ; Where Did You Hear That?
Teacher ; Mtv's biggest new show , My Super Sweet
Sixteen . And Your Stupid, Too! Detention!
Me ; Really ? Are You Kidding Me?
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As You Can See , This Show , My Super Sweet Sixteen , basically ruined my life. Oh well , At least I'm still rich !Yeah, Not Worth It -.- '
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When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
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An event where two or more born-again Christians (or others of similar spiritual persuasion) engage in a heated argument which either centers around, or relies heavily on, Scripture as a source of authority. Such an argument is distinguished by poor speaking and debate skills.
Since both parties believe they are right, neither will persuade the other, but the result is either quite entertaining or dangerous for bystanders.
(The following is excerpted from an online argument between one of my friends, and some of his other associates. The subject of the original post is irrelevant, because, as with most Super Smash Bible Brawls, the parties involved ended up straying far from the topic.)
First commenter: We are to obey the laws, no discrepancy. Render to Caesar what is Caesars and Romans 13 are what you need to read. The wonderful Levitical passage you cited is for a Theocratic society. I would love to live in a kingdom ruled by God and I will one day, but this earth is not the place for that right now. The Levitical punishment forhomosexuality goes far beyond what the New Testament teaches. Jeremiah taught that one day we will have a New Covenant, where the law will be on our hearts and not need the Old Covenant. That is what the death of Jesus brought us. We are no longer under the law but grace. This grace that Jesus offers is no respecter of race, culture or gender. It is the greatest freedom producing spirit the world has ever known. Sin kills freedom. The legitemacy of homosexual unions has always been the death knell of great countries. Read Romans 1, it describes our arrogance and situation perfectly.
Second commenter: I love the Bible, I love Jesus, so much so that I read on to Romans 2 and found this following.
(Quoted bible verse)
Its not saying keep your opinions to yourself, but work towards your own salvation seems to be the gist of what paul is saying here.
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An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.
“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”
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the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.
it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.
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A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
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This meme was created by a user on YouTube turning the word "Simp" into an acronym. The meme has been paired with a type of Minecraft MLG (mostly water bucket / hay bale) or Bedwars clutch / trick while playing the instrumental version of the song "Mask Off" by Future.
"I'm a simp, a Super Intense Minecraft Player! *fireball clutches*"
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