douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner

Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.

"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"

douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.

The crops could use a good douche drownder.

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"