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Fire Tracksuit

When your matching tracksuit is so trendy that you must constantly tell everyone about how fire your tracksuit is. Most people who say “fire tracksuit” also smoke shisha compulsively and bang latinas in the Montreal area.

George: check out my fire tracksuit, my Mexican girlfriend bought it for me

by Mtlstreet March 2, 2021


pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023


curved fire

It is a synonym for "straight fire" so you sound cool.

Hey dude that party yesterday was curved fire.

by Krisser Misseren April 7, 2019


dry fire

(verb) to go through the motions necessary to discharge a firearm or ranged weapon, but without any functional projectile loaded into its chamber

It can be damaging to a bow to dry fire it.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022


Dry-fire

When you shoot up your drugs without adding water to them. Instead of water, you let your blood fill the syringe and mix with the back-loaded drugs before injecting them.

I don't have any clean water to shoot up with. Guess I'll just dry-fire it again.

by SunnyDeaux July 8, 2024


fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.

" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."

by Smuchuu January 17, 2022


My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起,我迷路了,请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023