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During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'
Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.
All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.
A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.
Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.
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There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.
2 guys in a hot tub, 5 ft apart cuz they're not gay
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a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you
overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!
person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
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a tall socially awkward white guy.
Person 1: That tall white guy isn't very social.
Person2: Yeah he suffers from Tall White Guy Syndrome.
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1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."
2. A big penis in a small condom
-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!
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Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.
Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
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The holy father of science, he is the only person that would make a great supreme leader!
Bill Nye The Science Guy is the best supreme leader ever!
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